Christmas Video of Kids at Christmas That Were Funny
Christmas is about faith, peace, and kindness. But above all – it's a holiday of JOY! So why not get your kids into the Christmas spirit prepared with a bunch of silly, funny Christmas jokes that are meant to stir a good laugh during the winter holiday season. In between carols, a good, innocent joke about Rudolf, the elves, snowmen, or even Santa will warm up the atmosphere!
If you're like me, a parent who just can't remember a good joke when my son asks for one, we've got you covered. We've gathered the 50 funniest Christmas jokes that will make your kids and everybody around laugh and relax. Give your kids the list of jolly jokes below and have them learn a few and become the funniest leprechauns of your group.
Kid-Friendly Jokes About Christmas and Wintertime
The Christmas holiday season has so much to offer: piles of snow, snowballs and snowmen, presents and carols, and above all Christmas trees. We've rounded here a few funny jokes about each of these symbols and we bet your kids will love to learn about each one. Our fav? The Silent Night. Parents know why:)
Q: What should you give your parents at Christmas?
A: A list of what you want.
Q: How do you say no way on Christmas?
A: Snow way!
Q: What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball.
Q: What did a snowman say to another snowman?
A: You're cool.
Q: What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?
A: A candy cane
Q: What is every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
A: He got 12 months!
Q: What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Know the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has NO-EL!
Q: What do you get you cross an iPhone with a Christmas tree?
A: A pine-apple!
Q: What's red, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane.
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: It's in Decem-brrrr.
Q: What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet.
Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Where do you keep a Christmas tree?
A: Between Christmas two and Christmas four.
Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing
A: They drop needles all the time!
Q: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!
Q: Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
A: Donut open this present until Christmas!
Q: Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?
A: It was a carrot cake.
Q: How does a frog open his Christmas present?
A: Rippit! Rippit! Rippit!
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do fish sing during the holidays?
A: Christmas corals.
Q: What did one snowman say to another snowman?
A: Smells like carrots.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll!
Q: What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
A: Orna-mints!
Kid-Friendly and Funny Santa Jokes
Santa Claus is the symbol of Christmas. He's kind, cheerful, and funny, so why not crack a few innocent jokes about him and his dear wife, Mrs. Claus? Santa Pause, Santa Pawse, Santa Clawse….the variations are endless and kids will love a few funny jokes about Santa:
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: A Holly-Davidson.
Q: What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
A: It looks like rain, deer.
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause
Q: Who brings kittens for Christmas?
A: Santa Clawse
Q: What kind of dance events do Santa and Mrs Claus attend?
A: Snow balls!
Q: How do you know Santa is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!!!!
Q: What goes Oh-Oh-Oh?
A: Santa walking backward.
Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elfis Presley
Q: Which of Santa's friends is the most chill?
A: Jack Frost
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A: Santa Clues
Funny Reindeer Jokes
Oh deer, here are the best reindeer jokes that'll make your kids learn their names easier (hey there, Comet, Cupid, Dancer and….what were the last ones?) and also laugh at some silly dear vs deer jokes:
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-olf!
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer do dinosaurs dislike most?
A: Comet.
Q: What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
A: Truth or deer.
Q: Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine's Day instead of Christmas?
A: Cupid
Q: What animal loves the rain most?
A: Rain-deer
Q: What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?
A: Santa-tizer
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at his calen-deer!
Q: Where do reindeer get their coffee?
A: Starbucks.
Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
A: Dancer.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: Noeyeddeer?…
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
A: A still no idea!
Funny jokes about Santa's elves
The elves are oh-so-busy prepping and wrapping Christmas presents, they surely won't mind a few jokes about'em.
Q: What kind of photos do elves take?
A: Elfies!
Q: Why doesn't Santa let his elves work on his computer?
A: Cuz they delete all of his Christmas cookies.
Q: Why did the elf go to school?
A: To learn the elf-abet!
Q: What do you call a greedy Elf?
A: Elfish!
Q: What kind of car does an elf drive?
A: TOY-ota.
Q: What is the elves' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music!
Q: Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Which street in France is every reindeer's favorite?
A: Rue Dolph.
What other Christmas jokes do you know? Do you have a family tradition of telling jokes? We'd love to hear all about it in the comments below.
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